Our Obese President

The president, termed recently the fitted president in history, is obese according to the infamous body-mass index.

But the president isn't a world-class athlete. He's a guy who exercises six times per week. He is exactly what the government says we should aspire to. And yet the government still says he's overweight. Which means if we all worked out as often as the government says we should, we'd probably add to the government's overweight and obesity statistics, not subtract from them. Which means the statistics are wrong. Which means 2/3 of Americans probably aren't "overweight," as we've been told.

Now I don't feel so bad about myself.